My Weekend, Let Me Show It To You

To do this weekend starting this evening:

 

1.      Get a haircut

2.      Clean the kitchen

3.      Clean my bathroom

4.      Clean the other bathroom

5.      Vacuum the house

6.      Mop kitchen

7.      Mop my bathroom

8.      Read book

9.      Fall down

10. Go to grocery store

11. Paint masterpiece

12. Yoga

13. Fall down (reprise)

14. Drink wine

15. Watch The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and Moon

16. Drink more wine

17. Finish #@&% book

18. Fall down (reprise)

19. More yoga

20. Weed gardens

21. Mulch gardens

22. Harvest peppers and tomatoes

23. Cook something so I have dinners next week

24. Fall down (reprise)

I will not be taking bets on how much of this I get done.  Except the falling down parts - pretty sure I can do those.  Wish me luck, yes? 

ETA: Someone please remind me not to go to the grocery store at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon.  I have an anger/stress headache now.  One more errand then it is time for wine, movies, than falling down, please.