It Was Only A Dream, Right?
Apr. 6th, 2009 03:07 pmI became aware that I was dreaming about the time that I had a mumbled, still half asleep conversation with one of my co-workers. While we were in bed together. Naked. Not that this person isn't nice and all but he isn't someone I would normally be in bed with, especially sans clothes. Nothing kinky or sexual going on, just, well, nakedness.
I don't remember any of the conversation but evidently I wasn't giving the correct answers or was too sleepy to make sense because he got out of bed, got dressed and left. I eventually decided it was time to get up too and found myself in the bedroom I grew up in, circa 1987. I pulled a nightshirt that I haven't even owned in about 20 years out of the dresser, put it on, and went to the kitchen.
On the way to the kitchen I passed several tables in the hallway where various co-workers, including my bed-buddy from above, were having breakfast. Some dressed for work, some still in PJs, none naked (thank goodness). Got to the kitchen, again from the house I grew up in, and started bitching that there was no orange juice. My sister shows up and shows me there is orange juice in the other fridge, opens the door to the pantry and voila, it is a refrigerator and there are three more cartons of orange juice. I then bitch that there may be juice but no soy milk because all the people at the tables, all my co-workers, drank it all and I can't possibly eat my cereal with real milk.
I then notice that not only are most of the people around are either family members or current co-workers but there are dozens of dogs running around and getting underfoot. The dog I had growing up, Daisy, is playing with Walter the bulldog while a bunch of little yappy dogs are being chased by black labs and golden retrievers.
And I woke up. It took me a few minutes to realize that I was in my house not the one I grew up in. And that there were no naked co-workers in my bed. Or dogs running around my kitchen. Had my WTF moment and then went back to sleep.
And yes, when I saw the co-worker earlier today I blushed. Couldn't help it.